NoLifeKING: i am so sian

Thursday, March 15, 2007

ARGH!!!

I'm so bored at home. nothing to do. okay... actually not really 'nothing', i know that there's a whole load of homework waiting for me, increasing in mass day by day. hmmm... maybe this relationship should be summarised in this formula:

Mhw=(hr)(Itcher)(Rsub)/(C)

Note:
Mhw-Mass of homework (in case you didn't realise) -_-"
Itcher-Level of Irritate of the forever loved teachers
Rsub-Level of 'Retardedness' ( i don't think such word exists... oh well =p) of subject
C-level of capability in the subject, 0≤C≤∞
hr-number of hours spent slacking

this makes sense right?

the more you hate the teacher, the less likely you will actually like doing her work, the heavier the homework load.
the more time you spent slacking, the lesser time you will have to chiong your hw, even a small hill will be magnified into a mountain when you are freaking out at the last minute.
as the stupidity of the subject increases, your hatred and reluctance of finishing your work will also increase, this will create an upward pressure on the hw mass, ceteris paribus
the better you are in the subject, the lesser time you will spent doing it, the lesser the work mass.

wow... sounds cheem huh... hahhaa.. oh well... even though i have this formula in my head, i just can't be bothered to finish up my hw. like what's the use? argh...

i've experienced the part about the time spent slacking pretty much. the result?

i didn't spend much time freaking out... because i already gave up finishing my hw by that time. hahha... unless that piece of crap is graded that is.

if you have noticed by now, the level of capability cannot go beyond 0 no matter how much you suck at it. if not the mass will be negative and it will be NA which proves my ingenious formula to be wrong. so the furthest u can go is (1/∞).

okay. as i've mentioned lots of times before-I AM A SLACKER. and not a born smart one, so my grades in the end sucked too. oh well... that's life...

maybe i should start mugging now... hahaha...

Labels: homework

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