NoLifeKING

i want to be an entrepreneur

2007-10-21T22:09:00.000+08:00

how i wish i have my own business now, regardless of size, profitability etc. being able to earn money through your very own hands w/o directly from consumers is so coool.

but what can i do? hmmm... bake and sell brownies? cookies? any dessert? or maybe i should sell accessories... draw ambigrams?

anyway, if you haven't noticed, the picture on the front page is an ambigram of 'nolifek'. to see it clearer - here.

so what do you think? send your views to my email - shuang_bookcraze@hotmail.com. no spam pls.

BACK! finally...

2007-10-19T20:36:00.000+08:00

finally decided to update my poor old blog... more of an impulsive decision after the boredom at home.

promos is over, op is almost done... by right i should be free now. but i have another thing on my to-do-must-do list - SATs

surprise surprise... I - a slacker, ponner and whatsoever - am actually doing SATs...at this time way earlier than other people.

i spent the last few days trying to cram the hot prospects vocab list into my brain. oh well... memorising is one thing, using it is another... but luckily, sats is multiple-choiced, so all you have to do is to select the best choice. simple huh?

another thing that i have to mug brings me back to my primary school days, when i do English grammar assiduously with all the sentence structure, parallelism, noun-number agreement, so on and so forth. in the end, my sentence structure is still so egregious as seen here. but whatever. who cares, this is a blog for goodness sake.

after sats, the other task that i have set for myself is learning italian language. hahaha... don't ask me why italian out of so many languages available... probably because i love the old beloved endearing Leonardo da vinci too much... since i'm not proficient at either English or Chinese language, i'm hoping for a small spark of hidden talent in other languages. hmmm... we shall see if it comes true at the end of this year...

anyway, so there... a nice and relatively long post on my life now, but not much really...

i shall update soon...

alive!

2007-07-05T21:56:00.000+08:00

i finally decided to update my blog. after getting shocked by this huge news today.

this may sound corny but it really woke me up to reality. you will only learn to appreciate things or even people only when you realise they are gone - and never going to come back into your life again.

i have regretted so much... of the time i have wasted when i could do so much for him. even the simplest of things like care and concern.

i realised i have never really cared or done anything for him. i still remember the day when i decided to take care of him and my godma-the old folks who cared for me deeply-when i grow up. a sudden goal i have made when i realise their hardships. during that time i was stil thinking of the amount of money i would have to earn to provide this "care".

it was only now that i realise how much i have been neglecting him. how much i have owed him and my godma.

i have broken my promise to him. this promise which i once made in my heart.

laments of the day

2007-04-28T21:44:00.000+08:00

oxyMORON of the day: constant change

the only constant factor throughout our lives is change. change is everlasting, forever happening, influencing us in every aspect. hmm... sounds philosphical.

people have changed tremendously as they step into jc. for better or worse. that's kind of sad.

that's life.

guy hater

2007-04-19T23:04:00.000+08:00

! says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA CHILL LA YOU
! says:
YOU HATE EVERYONE I TELL
YOU
! says:
NoLifeKING says:
NO I DO NOT
NoLifeKING
says:
HMPHF
NoLifeKING says:
who did i hate i ask u?
NoLifeKING
says:
only a few lor
! says:
you hate uhh EVERY GUY YOU MEET, HOW ABOUT
THAT
! says:
-.-
NoLifeKING says:
WHERE GOT?
NoLifeKING
says:
who r the guys that i hate?
NoLifeKING
says:
OMGGGGGGGGG
NoLifeKING says:
make me sound like some frigging guy
hater
! says:
YEA YOU ARE
! says:
! says:
i dunno
! says:
i
just get hte impressionthat you hate everyone
! says:
NoLifeKING
says:
OMGGGGGGGGGGGgg
NoLifeKING says:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NoLifeKING
says:
shit u lah

today is the day that i was informed that i seem to be a guy hater.

hmmm... that's quite disappointing and sad... *sob sob* just because i hate A FEW male specimens doesn't really mean that i hate the whole species right?

AHHHHH!... make me seem like a frigging guy-hater. like hallo? i'm not les or bi you know... so how am i supposed to survive if i hate all the guys.

SHITS lah. i think i should TRY not to be so fierce and be NICER to MY GOOD FRIENDS here. OMGGGG.... but being aggressive is my personality, as what leos (?) are.

sighs... there goes my sleep. i think im going to get insomnia tonight as i worry about this HUGE problem of mine. SHITS. like sucks... or rather, MY LIFE SUCKS...

more quizzes

2007-04-18T20:26:00.000+08:00

IM BLOODY SIAN AGAIN. so here comes the quizzes!!!!!!!

You Are 52% Cynical

Yes, you are cynical, but more than anything, you're a realist.
You see what's screwed up in the world, but you also take time to remember what's right.

How Cynical Are You?

in any quiz that i do, i can't ever run from the word 'realistic'. hmmm... maybe that's why i have not really been cheated or conned for a long time?

You Are 16% Nerdy

You are definitely not nerdy - in fact, you probably don't know any nerds.
You probably care a little too much about your image. No one will know if you secretly watch Star Trek reruns!

How Nerdy Are You?

and i'm not nerdy... YAY!... WHEEE~

You Are Rocky Road Ice Cream

Unpredictable and wild, you know how to have fun.
You're also a trendsetter who takes risks with new things.
You know about the latest and greatest - and may have invented it!

You are most compatible with vanilla ice cream.

What Flavor Ice Cream Are You?

rocky road... i don't really like this flavour. oh well... i guess u can't really be the flavour that u love eating.

Free!

2007-04-17T18:59:00.000+08:00

TODAY is the hell day for me. 4.5 hours of continuous torture. thrilling huh?

1st two blocks (2hrs) - chem prac=>CHEM MOCK SPA! uber sucky i must tell you. and yeah, true to its name, its a MOCK spa, more like to MOCK at the students who are fretting over the titration results and calculations.

3rd block (1hr) - econs lt=>ECONS LT TEST. wow... this is like HELL for me. halfway through the test, i felt like just giving up and handing in a blank sheet for the 2nd qn. i have totally no idea what i am writing. no idea what is supposed to be included. i stared at the damn qn for a fricking long time, daydream for while (5mins or so?) and started to write one word by word slowly. in the end, i totlly went way out of point. PRO HUH? i should have just listened to my subconcious and just FLICK that sheet(shit) out of MY SIGHT and MIND.

4th block (1.5hrs) - gp=> ESSAY PRAC. after crapping the econs shit, i have to again write another fricking essay. GREAT FOR ME. ALL HAIL THE ENG FLUNKIE man. that's really kanasai. and as expected i wrote sai for the essay. GREAT. :D

so in total, i suffered 4.5 hrs of hell today CONSISTENTLY. so since there is no anomalous result (like nothing enjoyable today happened), a repeat of this same HELL is not required. THANK GOD.

hahaha... i think i have gone mad. going chem and prac all over the place. maybe later i will speak in bridge. hahhaah... like I FEEL LIKE GOING 7NT WITH 0 POINTS. hahha.. i guess only bridge players will be able to understand this. AND TODAY IS REALLY A 7NT DOWN 13.

GREAT HUH?!?

QUIZ

2007-04-07T20:31:00.000+08:00

this is like the 4th time i've blogged today? hahah... can tell how sian and bored i am today.

here is a new quiz.

You are Totally Realistic

"Romance" means you're about to roll your eyes
Seriously, you can do without the sap or drama
Save it for someone who has nothing really going on in their relationship

For you, love is real - and easily integrated into your life
You don't need candles, flowers, or chocolates to know he's the one
Just some stimulating conversation... and maybe a great smile.

Are You a Romantic or Realistic?

hahaha... i think this is pretty accurate. total opposite from sammy who is a totally hardcore romantic (eeewwww... don't wonder she likes watching the cinderalla story and hanakimi...) sheesh.

oh well. good luck everyone on their love expedition be it good or bad, realistic or romantic...

TATA~

MONKEY KICK

2007-04-07T17:33:00.000+08:00

this game is so fun!!! TRY IT! this is my record btw.

http://miniclip.com/mko.php?c=pUorrBotBotFEorFBoUBopBuosrpBoJO5ZTS1zJ9otFEq

Monkey Kick Off

Kick the ball as far as you can!

Play this free game now!!

WOOHOO!!! now i can finally RIP... YAY!!! FROM NOW ONWARDS, MONKEYS SHALL BE MY FAVROUITE ANIMAL!

MORE BLOG QUIZES

2007-04-07T16:21:00.000+08:00

and i continued on my blog quiz quest...

AND I FOUND THIS!!!

You Are 88% Pure

You're so innocent, it's almost like you're not human.
Taking this test is probably the naughtiest thing you've done in a while!

How Pure Are You?

OMG!!! I'm like so pure can... hahaha... funny... since i'm mostly the one who suggest all those stuff... see? friends, i'm not that corrupted afterall.

AND ALSO I FOUND A DAMN ZUN AND ACCURATE QUIZ...

The True You

You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to do more for you.

With respect to money, you spend as little as possible.

You think good luck doesn't exist - reality is built on practicalities.

The hidden side of your personality tends to be satisfied to care for things with a minimal amount of effort.

You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked.

When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you base your search on information from your friends.

Who's The True You?

This is really damn accurate pls.

You Are Pretty Logical

You're a bit of a wizard when it comes to logic
While you don't have perfect logic, you logic is pretty darn good
Keep at it - you've got a lot of natural talent in this area!

How Logical Are You?

OH and i'm pretty logcial too... hahha... that's gooood. anyway this quiz is pretty weird and difficult to do. you might want to try this too.

SIANZ

2007-04-07T15:38:00.000+08:00

im ultra super duper uber sian today... so i decided to do the quiz on arie's blog as suggested by her. its a whatisthegenderofyourbrain thingy... sounds interesting? i guess.

Your Brain is 60% Female, 40% Male

Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve

What Gender Is Your Brain?

so this is the result... kind of not so interesting huh? i got the same thing as arie... sighs... how sadz... not that this result is not goood, don't get me wrong. but its just so typical.

ok, actually i thought i would get at least something cool (?) like 60% male... but in the end i got 60% female instead. guess i'm not as manly as i though i am afterall. HOW SAD... :( i guess this is a sign to get myself off the emo side for now.

You are a Rocker Girl!

If you don't have musical talent, you've got a talent for picking out great CD's.
Music rules your life - and you've got the best MP3 collection of anyone you know.
Many guys find you intimidating, but a select few think you're the catch of a lifetime.
Start hanging out in more used record stores, and you'll find love with a fellow rocker!

What Kind of Girl Are You?

and this is another lame quiz that i did to KILL time. hahha... although i find the result quite accurate. i must admit that im musically retarded (?) but at least i think i have great taste for songs - i don't listen to CYNDI's AINI.

yep, i think that's what defines having good taste. erh hrm...

about the intimidating part... hmm.. im not too sure, but can ask around... though i think its most probably 80% true. and i just find that 'CATCH OF A LIFETIME' part GROSS. so just censor off that phrase.

hey, it even advise you on where to find the 'love of your life'-in used record stores? hahha... that's kind of funny... too bad i'm totally not into this kind of gullible thing.... maybe i should try someday-act PUNKISH and ROCKER at AMV? hahaha... farnie arh...

SICKKK

2007-04-05T22:40:00.000+08:00

IM SICK TODAY... actually NO. i mean i fell sick today... hmmm... sad huh...

hahahha. i think it must be from the overexhaustion from the camp, having only slept for 10 hrs during the TWO nights. but this fever is kind of overdue actually, since the camp ended 4 days ago.

i guess it accumulated over those 4 school days during which i also didn't get enough sleep too.

this period and absence from school also made me realise who are the ones who really cares. even those short little smses show their concern... hahha... this totally change my opinion of others. and perhaps i should show them the same concern and appreciate them more... AND STOP wasting my time on those GITS...

OH WELL... there will always be this kind of irrelevant people appearing now and then in your life... THAT's LIFE THEN... you can only try to reduce the amount of *dirt* (ooops) by doing spot-checks every now and then...

*urgh* this is boring... i guess i shld end here before anyone falls asleep... TATA~

AHHHHH!

2007-04-01T14:19:00.000+08:00

AHHHH!! the bullshit i've been hearing these few weeks just annoys and frustrates me... its like WTH? or best! just fcuk you man... ps: not that i have the desire to do so (that's like totally gross pls... argh...)

anyway, back to the topic. there has been an increasing cases of teens turning emo and cutting themselves? wonder whats the main contributing factor.

whatever that factor is, peer pressure carn be overlooked. and the disgusting and grosssss ppl around. thats damn depressing and annoying to have people you hate surrounding you, cutting off your supply of air and suffocating you despite being ignorant of everything. some people are just so clueless... oops... maybe i am one of them, but im certainly not that thick to bug or irritate the people, whom i think dislikes me, every now and then... (i hope). ok... whatever... i know im antisocial and kind of weird? and im not really in that kind of goood mood to socialise with everyone around me nowadays anyway. neither am i so boliao to act 'Miss Nice and Naive Innocence' in front of everyone. not that my acting skills are pro enough anyway.

ok... the thing is that i know you hate me and i hate you too... so that's perfectly fine... so can you just fr**kingly get off my back for now at least. cause its damn fcukingly annoying...

Oh, and my 2nd point... i can perfectly understand now the phrase 'love is blind'... though i think in this case, the L word should replaced by the I word. some people are just so... hmmm... 'interesting' when they are pranked upon by cupid. i don't meant to offend anyone. rationality flew out of the window, leaving you in the child's state with only emotions left to guide your way as you tried to follow your partner's footsteps even if it led you to a cliff. that's like WOW... you will even do anything to try to keep a leash onto your partner, like submitting to him, listening to and believing his every word. it seemed as though your world is controlled and constructed by him, like in matrix. ok... thats none of my business. do what you want. but its another thing when stupid things are done, like spreading the wrong message, tarnishing other people's reputation... that's totally way too much. and you should be responsible for your actions. Oops. one thing to clarify. [the above story, illustration and characters are totally(?) fictitious. No identification with actual persons with incidents is or should be inferred.]

and the last thing. appearances are deceiving. people may not be what they seem to be. im sure everyone has something or somebody that they want to protect and treasure even those people who seem to heck care about everything. Those people who seem to be always nice also have their limited level of tolerance which may just blow up one day - like compressed gas fighting to escape the confined volume - explosion. so please DO know your limits.

i guess thats enough for today... Whee~

so u think u can dance

2007-03-16T11:08:00.000+08:00

fantastic dancing

Some dance competition in some country

hahaha... even the greeks have style of their own

AHHHHH!

2007-03-16T00:48:00.000+08:00

It has been only 2 days (?) when i already felt the urge to delete this blog. It's so DAM* irritating to find the blogskin that you like and try to figure out how to apply it successfully. GRRR...

now i finally know why it can't seem to work when i copied and pasted the template for my blogskin. hmmm... that's pretty interesting actually... then after much time spent on this and further editing of the blogskin, i found that this might not work for me afterall. it will be pretty inconvenient for me to put up pictures or videos later on (you still have to edit the template and host the media up on net yourself argh...) , judging from what a html retard i am. -.-

Then after all this trouble, i finally decided to come to my senses and stop this childish behaviour of using pretty looking but troublesome blogskins. sorry to whoever created that pretty thing, its just not suitable for html idiots like me -.-

anyway, later on, my dear friend commented on how 'lianz' (as quoted from her) my blog look. oh well, thank god i was already going to change my template... if not she will suffer the consequences of her rude words which broke my heart into million pieces because i really liked that blogskin.

i am so sian

2007-03-15T21:34:00.000+08:00

ARGH!!!

I'm so bored at home. nothing to do. okay... actually not really 'nothing', i know that there's a whole load of homework waiting for me, increasing in mass day by day. hmmm... maybe this relationship should be summarised in this formula:

Mhw=(hr)(Itcher)(Rsub)/(C)

Note:
Mhw-Mass of homework (in case you didn't realise) -_-"
Itcher-Level of Irritate of the forever loved teachers
Rsub-Level of 'Retardedness' ( i don't think such word exists... oh well =p) of subject
C-level of capability in the subject, 0≤C≤∞
hr-number of hours spent slacking

this makes sense right?

the more you hate the teacher, the less likely you will actually like doing her work, the heavier the homework load.
the more time you spent slacking, the lesser time you will have to chiong your hw, even a small hill will be magnified into a mountain when you are freaking out at the last minute.
as the stupidity of the subject increases, your hatred and reluctance of finishing your work will also increase, this will create an upward pressure on the hw mass, ceteris paribus
the better you are in the subject, the lesser time you will spent doing it, the lesser the work mass.

wow... sounds cheem huh... hahhaa.. oh well... even though i have this formula in my head, i just can't be bothered to finish up my hw. like what's the use? argh...

i've experienced the part about the time spent slacking pretty much. the result?

i didn't spend much time freaking out... because i already gave up finishing my hw by that time. hahha... unless that piece of crap is graded that is.

if you have noticed by now, the level of capability cannot go beyond 0 no matter how much you suck at it. if not the mass will be negative and it will be NA which proves my ingenious formula to be wrong. so the furthest u can go is (1/∞).

okay. as i've mentioned lots of times before-I AM A SLACKER. and not a born smart one, so my grades in the end sucked too. oh well... that's life...

maybe i should start mugging now... hahaha...

my FIRST time

2007-03-14T13:33:00.000+08:00

I finally set up another new blog after that failure in sec 2... hmmm...

Interesting... It has been such a long time since I blog anything or even visited any... hahha... not intending to anytime soon actually. but forced by my circumstances (rotting at home all day long during the hols, esp when the class outing today is cancelled. grrr...), oh well, i might as well use the FREE time that i have to set up a new one.

I can already feel a headache coming as i FORESEE DOOM approaching me during my customising of the blog template... ouch... maybe i will just leave it as it is now - simple and plain - so that people (my DEAR friends) will not have the chance to again criticise my 'BAD' taste for dark or gory stuff...anyway if that ever happens, i will STAND UP and DEFEND my honour (as usual) instead of succumbing to the overwhelming dark force of peer pressure. but then again, let me worry about that later.

when i first see this compulsory posting thing (grrr) in order to finish my blog creating, i was intending to only write something short and lame like 'hahhaa... so yah... my first blog... wow... WONDERFUL... i wonder how long it will last' with lots and lots of dotz . but when i started typing, my horrible crapping just cannot seem to stop... shit. like wth. like what happened with the unfortunate card sent to szeling. like what happened with the majority of my 'beautifoolll writing' . like blah blah blah... see what i mean?

soooo... to end it off... blogstalkers (if any that is...) be warned that more angsty stuff shall be posted up and you will soon understand why theee name is NoLifeKING... *lightning* *thunder*

MUAHAHHAHA... *more lignting* *more thunder* oops...